Me: So the aliens you’re trying to beat, The Collectors, are the ones responsible for this plague!
Mom: Of course they are.
Me: So now we’ve got to put the cure into the air so that Mordin will join our team.
Mom: And why do we need him again?
Me: He’s one of the best scientists in the…
Realizing that I’ve been playing mass effect all wrong.
I can’t wait for this movie.
List of things for scientists to work on
1. Space travel and terraforming.
2. Gene alteration. Specifically, the X-Gene.
3. Bionic limbs and organs. (Rocket feet, laser cannon arms, night vision eyeballs)
4. Thermal sleeping bags warm enough for me to go camping with penguins. Possibly made out of whale blubber? Keeps giant whales warm, should work for humans.
5. Whale communication devices. Specifically for Blue whales so we can ask them how they have sex. And just to say what’s up cause they seem like pretty chill dudes.
6. Back to genetics, Unicorns. Shouldn’t be that hard to breed a horse with a narwhal. Just make sure we don’t get horses with flippers. That would be awkward.
7. Also back to genetics, Pegasus. Same concept. Make an eagle have sex with a horse. No beak horses. Talon horses are a maybe.
8. Dinosaurs. Jurassic park style. Zoo’s are getting old, need some fresh meat for our viewing pleasure.
9. Cloning. Gonna need a whole lot of Sam Neil’s to keep all the dinos under control. Like a clone trooper army of paleontologists.
10.Lightsabers. Duh, this should’ve been number 1.
